1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
3. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
4. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
5. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
6. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
7. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
9. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
10. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
11. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
12. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
13. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
14. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
15. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
16. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
17. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
18. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
19. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
20. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Estou-me a rir *daquela* maneira. -.-
3 comentários:
..................o meu olho está a tremer...........e as pessoas q estão à minha volta estão com uma sobrancelha erguida a olhar para mim, passo a exemplificar: o.O e O.o
mana....n tem piada. :')))))))))) é tipo.........................omfg? now where's da fun?
e o meu olho continua a tremer, ao mesmo tempo q faço blaze :')
podias era pôr as fotos da canoagem MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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Claro que tem piada... =') Aliás... É hilariante... SIM?? =') Bom... LOL
Eu não posso por as fotos da canoagem aqui, tem lá santa paciência xDD lololol
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LOLOLOL ok, eu até achei piada... grande chuck norris pah!!!! xD
e SIM fotos da canoagem palese... ainda não vi nem uma -.-''''
Q U E R O !
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